Thursday, July 23, 2009

-hello calvin klien's office

- let me talk to calvin stat lady

- one moment sir

- hello, calvin who is this?

- you know who this is jerkwater
send me back to montauk.
i want to be on my porch at the
montauk yacht club drinking
an adult flavored cocktail
by 3pm tomorrow. no questions asked.
do it or ill never style a prop for you again.

-anything for you sir.
without you we as humans are hopeless.

- great... tootles

(in my head thats how it happens)

Friday, July 17, 2009


Tuesday, July 7, 2009

my new favorite publication.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009